Quotes from other films in TSoN

Imagine if characters in the movie used quotes from other movies. Note that the quotes aren't always a perfect fit, but I figured it would be best to quote them as original.

Jenner to Justin: "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

Jenner after dropping the stone on Nicodemus: "I love the smell of napalm in the morning...smells like victory."

Justin after Nicodemus is killed: "Round up the usual suspects."

Auntie Shrew: "Oh...the rats."
Cynthia: "They're here..."

Justin: "I hope it stays up there...at least until we're done with the Plan."
Nicodemus: "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

Mrs. Brisby: (at the end of the movie) "I did it."

Jeremy: "I've always wanted a sparkly of my very own."
Mrs. Brisby: "Show me the money!"

Timothy: "I'll be back."

Jenner, upon seeing Mrs. Brisby with the Stone:

"MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"

Mrs. Frisby: THIS IS SPARKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! likicks Jenner into mudholeli

Mrs. Frisby: THIS IS SPARKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! likicks Jenner into mudholeli

lisnerkli XD

Mrs. Frisby: THIS IS SPARKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! likicks Jenner into mudholeli

lisnerkli XD

Wow. That's a good one!


Brutus: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Brutus: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

lol, The Black Knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

Brutus: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

lol, The Black Knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

Actually, Gandalf from LR.

Brutus: YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

lol, The Black Knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

Actually, Gandalf from LR.

Indeed, the Black Knight quote would be 'None shall pass!', if I remember correctly.

Mrs. Brisby to Nicodemus: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me???"

Jenner to Sullivan: "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

Justin: "Lock it up."
Jenner: "You lock it up."

Jenner after being stabbed by Justin: "It's only a flesh wound."

Jenner after being stabbed by Justin: "It's only a flesh wound."

Yes, I love Monty Python!

liJenner and Sullivan talking in secretli

Jenner: I got an idea! We'll harpoon Nicodemus through the head, drag him back here, and we'll beat 'em up until he decides to leave the rose bush!

Sullivan:....We're going to harpoon him through the head?

Jenner: Yeah.

Sullivan: That's not going to work.

Jenner: Yes it will!

Sullivan: No it won't.

Jenner:....Well how many times have you tried it?!

Another one from Monty Python:

Justin: (after the rats' battle) lipoints at Jennerli "This is an Ex-Jenner!"

How about a line from "Tootsie"

Jenner You get out! (Swats Mrs. Brisby) I've had enough! (Draws sword)
Mrs. Brisby (On her back, wagging her finger) Shame on you, you...macho slililihead!

Jennerliafter getting stabbedli "I'm invincible!"

Justin "You're a looney".


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Justin(to Mrs.Brisby)I'm sorry you were much sinned against. (A quote from A Patch Of Blue,Elizabeth Hartman's first film)

Another line from “Tootsie”

Sullivan Jenner, you can’t kill Nicodemus!
Jenner No taste for blood, eh? They’ve taken the animal out of you!
Sullivan I’m just afraid you’re going to burn in hell for all this.

What can I say? I think “Tootsie” is one of the funniest movies of all time, and just happens to have lines that somehow mesh with “TSoN”. So…

Justin (hands over Ages’ eyes) Reveal my name!
Ages Justin, you featherhead! My God, I begged you to get some therapy!

liStone crushes Nicodemusli
Justin: Game over, man! Game Over!

liStone crushes Nicodemusli
Justin: Game over, man! Game Over!

Good one ConGie! It`s time for Justin to enable some cheats :lol:

Hahaha, thanks, you might also like this.

Jenner (after hearing "The Plan)": Well you can count me out, man.
Justin: I guess we can count you out of everything then?
Jenner: That's right, count me out!

I know there was never a scene like this, but there was mention of one.

Brutus starts chasing Mrs. Brisby, swinging his spear back and forth. As soon as she’s able to pause for breath she says

"What we’ve got here is…failure to communicate!"

(fr. "Cool Hand Luke")

Brutus starts chasing Mrs. Brisby, swinging his spear back and forth. As soon as she’s able to pause for breath she says:

"What we’ve got here is…failure to communicate!"

(fr. "Cool Hand Luke")

Yeah, at that time she can`t just hide behind some shrubs saying Shaking the bush boss, shaking the bush.

Honestly I’ve never actually seen “Cool Hand Luke” all the way thru, but I was aware of that line. A definite failure there! I've always pictured Mr. Ages giving Brutus a sound tongue-lashing when he brings Mrs. B back over there.

(fr. “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”)

Jenner Who is that? You know the rules, there are no visitors allowed here.
Justin May I present…Mrs. Jonathan Brisby.
Mrs. Brisby (to Jenner) Ooooo…you must be Grumpy!

(fr. “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”)

Jenner: Who is that? You know the rules, there are no visitors allowed here.
Justin: May I present…Mrs. Jonathan Brisby.
Mrs. Brisby (to Jenner): Ooooo…you must be Grumpy!

... BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Thanks for your BAHAHAHAHAHA, amigo. ) Now, in the I-swear-I’m-not-making-this-up department

In one of my fan-fics, written back in 1989, I unwittingly imported a line, a well-known one, from another movie, and I didn’t even realize I’d done it until a couple years or so later. I had a character speak this line…

“Well, I guess this is one of those times where the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”

…which of course is a paraphrasing of Spock’s near-swan-song line from “Star Trek 2 The Wrath of Khan.” Apparently it got into my head and then I went years without seeing "Khan," and in the meantime it crept its way into my story. Again, not making this up!

(fr. “National Lampoon’s Animal House”)

Jenner Friends…we cannot move the Brisby home.
Anonymous rat Well, whut th’ hell we s’posed t’do, you mow-ron?

(Jenner after getting laughed at by the Council): How the flilili am I funny? What the flilili is so funny about me? (Goodfellas)

(Timmy towards the end in response of his mother not allowing him to get out of bed): I was cured all right. (A Clockwork Orange)

(Jonathan after opening the door): Here's Johnny! (The Shinning)

I’ve been trying to come up with the right line from “The Wizard of Oz” to insert into a “TSoN” scene, and in the process realized there are a lot of parallels between the two

1. Both have a fish-out-of-water heroine finding herself way out of her comfort zone, and in the process of fulfilling her mission picks up an eclectic bunch of friends and allies.

2. Mrs. B humbling herself before the Great (and powerful?) Owl parallels “the small and meek” Dorothy before the great (not!) and powerful (not!) Oz.

3. Both have scenes with the heroine looking around in awe of her new surroundings (Munchkinland/Under the Rosebush), and an overzealous guardian blocking her further passage.

4. And of course, the heroine’s biggest problem solved with a deus ex machina Mrs. B using the Stone’s power to save her kids, and Dorothy “liquidates” the Witch by pure chance. Who knew?

So, as far as inserting lines goes, one could have Brutus tell Mrs. B “Not nobody, not nohow!” before swinging his spear at her. (Actually, Paul Gibbs had the same idea, using that very line in recalling that scene in his first story.) Or, I could go back to the scene I used in my first “Tootsie” gag, with Mrs. B getting up after being swatted by Jenner, slapping him with a “Shame on you!” and Jenner blubbering like the Cowardly Lion.

The cowardly lion thing got me thinking.........The great owl scene would be a good one when Mrs. Brisby or Jeremy turning in fear around saying "Goodbye! Let me know how it turns out!"

Here's some mixed-up quotes I posted on OriginalTrilogy.com's Mixing-Up Movie Quotes thread:

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Cecil: Gungans no liken outsiders wit' no nutten mula to trade.

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Nicodemus: Learn to know the dark side of the force, and you will be able to save your offspring...

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Mrs. Brisby: Blast, this is why I hate flying!

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Nicodemus: Courage of the heart is very rare. The Stone has a power when it's there.

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Toht: Yeah... I meant to do that...

Steven

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Cecil: Gungans no liken outsiders wit' no nutten mula to trade.
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That's my fav

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Cecil: Gungans no liken outsiders wit' no nutten mula to trade.
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That's my fav[/quote]

Thanks, ConGie! It gives an accurate parallel between Jar-Jar and Cecil: They're both the most ill-recieved characters in their respective franchises. 8)

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Old Man: It is here: You can unlock any door if you only have the key.
Indy: What about the height of the staff? Did Belloq get it off of here?
Old Man: Hmm?

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Auntie Shrew: Your mother's through with you. She has no time for children who disrespect their elders for a laugh.
Martin: Even I get bored sometimes. You think I had a choice?
Auntie Shrew: You can tell your mother, she may only take your stick.
Martin: Over my dead body!
Auntie Shrew: That's the idea. (holds up her walking stick) I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
Martin: Yes, I'll bet you have. (shoots first)

Steven

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How you get so big eating food of this kind?

Jonathan: So. What do you think of her, Justin?
Justin: I'm trying not to, kid.
Jonathan: Oh. Good.
Justin: Still, she's got a lot of spirit.
Jonathan: lijealous lookli
Justin: I don't know. You think a mouse and a rat like me-?
Jonathan: No.

Steven

(Jenner advances upon Mrs. Brisby after swatting her aside.)

Justin (while rushing to her rescue) Get away from her, you blililili!

(from “Aliens”)

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I know Ginger did that a lot in the TV show, so it's hard to pick out an exact quote.

Steven

(Jenner advances upon Mrs. Brisby after swatting her aside.)

Justin (while rushing to her rescue): Get away from her, you blililili!

(from “Aliens”)

Councilman: Any questions?
[Jenner raises his hand.]
Councilman: Yes, Jenner?
Jenner: When do I get out of this chicken shlit outfit?

At some point after she meets the rats Mrs. B could quote the final line from “A Streetcar Named Desire” “I’ve always depended on the kindness of strangers.”

[In response to Mrs. Brisby's need for help...]

Sullivan: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.


(From "Gone With the Wind")

Great Owl: Ask for Nicodemus.
Mrs. Brisby: Does he look like a blitch?

("Pulp Fiction")

Mrs. Brisby to Jeremy: Flick you, asshole.

("The Terminator")

A line from The Dark Knight, during the Rats' council meeting:

Justin: If we're going to play games, I'm going to need a cup of coffee.

I'm in a musical mood tonight. Let's do 'Tonight' from "West Side Story." Sing along if you wish...

lilili

Jenner: Jenner's gonna have his day tonight! Jenner's gonna have his way tonight! I'm gonna hand them a surprise tonight! I'm gonna cut 'em down to size tonight! Well, he began it! Well, he began it! And I'm gonna stop 'em once and for all!

Auntie Shrew: Auntie's gonna get her kicks tonight! I'm gonna give the brat the fix tonight! He'll be hot and tired, poor dear. It doesn't matter if he's tired, as long as he's in fear!

Justin: Tonight, tonight won't be just any night! Tonight there will be no morning star! Tonight, tonight I'll see my love tonight! And for us stars will stop where they are!

Mrs. Brisby: Today the minutes seem like hours. The hours go so slowly, and still the sky is light. Oh moon, grow bright, and make this endless day endless night!

Jenner: Jenner's comin' out on top tonight! I'm gonna watch Nicodemus drop tonight! The old man will go down, and when he's hollered uncle, I'll tear up the town! I'll be in back of you boy!

Sullivan: Um...

Jenner: You're gonna flatten him good!

Sullivan: Um...Right!

lilili

Jenner= Jets and Sharks
Shrew= Anita
Mrs. Brisby= Maria
Justin= Tony

Thanks to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpaS2v-r7cE

JennerliAfter being hit with the dagger Sullivan threwli I ain't so tough. lidiesli

(From The Public Enemy)

Most of my contributions have made Jenner the butt of the joke, so here's a different take:

(Miss Right just collided with Jeremy and they both start laughing.)

Jeremy: Look what I did! I made a cow!

(From "City Slickers")

(Okay, that was a bit of a non-sequitur, but that line always cracked me up and I just wanted an excuse to use it.) :lol:

Sorry if this is a bit of a necropost, but these had to be done.

(Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl)

liBrutus' spear crashing down in front of Mrs. Brisbyli

Brutus: 'Ello, poppet!

(Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest)

Sullivan: I... lihesitatesli

Jenner: liholds his sword to Sullivan's throatli Do you fear death?

(Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End)

liSullivan throws sword to Justinli

Jenner: YOU WILL NOT FORESTALL MY JUDGEMENT! lislashes Sullivan's stomachli

lithe council meetingli

Mrs. Brisby: This is madness!

Justin: This is politics.

(Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides)
liAfter using the Stoneli

Mrs. Brisby: Did everyone see that because I am NOT doing it again.

(Tremors 2)

liAfter Jeremy realizes the cinderblock has been movedli

Jeremy: I feel I have been denied... critical... NEED-TO-KNOW... INFORMATION.
(earlier)
Jenner:... and the weight of it will crush his BONES!

Sullivan: You put a whole new shine on the word "overkill"
(later)
lidagger hits Jenner in the backli
Justin: You smoked his alili!

(Anistasia)

Jenner: Dasvidaniya, your Highness! licuts the ropesli

liBrisby encounters Brutus, take 2li

Mrs. Brisby: One ticket to Paris, please.

Brutus: Exit visa.

Mrs. Brisby: Exit visa?

Brutus: No exit visa? NO TICKET! listarts attackingli

Sorry, I haven't seen too many movies recently.

Jeremy to Mrs. Brisby as they prepare to fly to the Great Owl

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride!

(from "All About Eve")

Brutus brings the point of his spear down in front of Mrs. Brisby. She looks up, frozen with fear, unable to speak for a moment. Then she says...

"Hello handsome. You're a good looking fellow, do you know that?"

Brutus looks over his shoulder in confusion, wondering if she's addressing someone in back of him.

(Inspired by "Young Frankenstein," in which Arthur "Mr. Ages" Malet had a small role.)

"You are not evil, you are GOOD!"

Jenner, before the council, bursts into song

I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway
Whatever it is, I'm against it!
No matter what it is
Or who commenced it
I'm against it!

(Originally sung by Groucho Marx in “Horse Feathers”)

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Timothy: This is the Fitzgibbon Farm. It's twelve miles north of hopeless and a few yards south of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the Plain of Misery.





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My home. In a word, Sturdy. We've been here for seven generations but every single neighbor is new. We have laughter and games and a lovely view of the sunset.





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The only problem is the pest.





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You see, most people have us mice, or mosquitoes. We have...





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Dragon!

(The intro from the How To Train Your Dragon movie)

Steven

The final line from “The Grapes of Wrath,” spoken by Ma Joad (Jane Darwell), might be appropriate as spoken by one of the rats as they’re preparing to leave for Thorn Valley

That's what makes us tough. Rich fellas come up an' they die an' their kids ain't no good, an' they die out. But we keep a-comin'. We're the people that live. They can't wipe us out. They can't lick us. And we'll go on forever, Pa... 'cause... we're the people.

Mrs. B, confronted by Brutus, starts pounding on his knees with her fists and says

Oh, you brute, you brute, you brute, you brute, you vicious brute!!!

(fr. "Blazing Saddles")