Specimen F-5 Sighting

Specimen F-5 has been sighted. I repeat: Specimen F-5 has been sighted.

Recent reports cite SF-5 as attempting to set up a nest in New Jersey. So far he has been unsuccessful, and a recent NIMH-fan's presence alerted him to the dangers. He has not been seen since; we suspect he may be laying low.

Caution is advised when approaching SF-5, as he is known to be a smooth-talker. Though once an abysmal con-artist, he has since honed his skills. Do not be fooled by anything he says; he will do whatever it takes to escape.

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Dang, I was hoping we would finally have him; guess we'll just have to try harder.

I hear that, after his NIMH 2 days, he was over-fond of Gatorade. Perhaps we could lure him out with a mouse-sized bottle...

Hmm, I'll speak with our CEO about getting it ready, unless you would like to give the pitch?

Indeed! I'll prepare the beverage itself, though; I have a lovely little draught that can put him to sleep for days. When he wakes up...all he'll see is the inside of a foot-by-foot cell.

We can't send him to NIMH, though; terrible though he is, I'd never dream of putting F-5 through all that D:

He must capture at all cost!!

Suspect considered armed and extremely stupid :D

I heard he got smarter recently. He's been predicting our moves; always one step ahead of us is that little mite.

Perhaps we should enlist the aid of the CIA...or maybe the FBI? James Bond might be willing to help us out, too; I hear he hates bad acting.

yessir, that sounds like a plan; far better than what we've been doing.

Suspect considered armed and extremely stupid :D

Last seen staring in another "remake" of a Charlie Chan movie.

Will look into this sighting immediately and report back upon further investigation.

It`s no doubt another bad movie F-5 is involved in, he should be easy to track, just check all stinker movies, he should be mooching a few bucks to be in them.

Reports of F-5 in Crossroads have just come in, all accomplices are to be left alone, only go after F-5, repeat, only F-5.

Dagnabbit! F-5 has evaded capture. Repeat: F-5 has evaded capture. He ran into a trap store and is nowhere to be found. Send in the K-9 unit, pronto.

Negative, hold K-9 units at bay until the area is cleared of civilians.

Area is clear of civilians... And of F-5. That's what happens when you wait for months to clear the area of civilians. http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e132/jcg60625/duh.gif[" alt=""/img]

I think I have an idea on how to capture him now...

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There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds F-5 first. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want him alive. NO DISINTEGRATIONS![/quote]

Steven

Negative. F-5 may discover that Vader is his father, and try to turn Vader to his side. We can risk no complications. Disintigration and all other deadly force is authorized, with a double reward to whomever can bring F-5 in alive.

The reward is cookies

10-4, buddy! :P

Steven

Are they Chocolate Chip?